I can help your company blow away the competition and get more customers. If you want a free sample, email or call me…
I literally laughed out loud when I read it.
If I order a free sample I’m expecting an army tank or rocket launcher to be delivered to the office. “Blow my competition away”, seriously? Maybe they sell super high-powered office fans – at least that would be relevant to their email language.
It’s quite embarrassing to the guy who added his name to email signature.
My takeaways from the email:
- Think before sending emails filled with cartoon language and overinflated promises.
- Never respond to lame emails, it only encourages people further.
A bit of humor and a good laugh was the perfect start to my day, so I thank the email sender for that.
Enjoy the journey!